GAMING~
Alright, this post is about my new idols or heroes..theres 2 of them..Athene and Furious..yeah! They are the baddest ass in WoW and they just love pwn-ing noobs..haha! And they make videos bout them pwn-ing noobs..and damn are they hilarious..haha..honestly I can't remember how i came across their videos, but now im just hooked to it..yup! its Athene and Furious MOFO! oh and did i mention, they are incredibly foul mouthed and offensive..haha so this one is definitely not for kids.. =D
Well, they don't exactly behave like in the vids cuz if they do, they must be really screwed up..haha..so its all an act but it sure is some good acting, esp from Furious! everyone loves Furious..haha..Theres over 300 videos of them and their friends and even a movie...the movie is like 90 minutes long and its on youtube and its really hilarious..well, you have to play WoW to understand some of da jokes n pranks tho..so that means most of u guys wont get it..
so anyways, the clips are mainly about this few people, theres :-
Athene - Best Paladin in the world
Holding several world records in World of Warcraft and having proven to be the world's one and only undefeated PvP champion, Athene (aka the 1337 King) officially owns the game in all senses of the word. He spends most of his days living the glorious life of a pro gamer and pwning noobs - the word "noobs" in this case referring to all other players in the game, because even so-called pro's die like little slags when facing off against him. He will not reply to your in-game whispers unless you have a 2500+ rating and start your message with "Dear Merciless Gladiator Athene," as a form of basic politeness.
Furious - Athene's "Boy friend" - Mage
Usually not wearing a shirt, Furious stays true to his roots; the ghetto's of Harlem. Being the only black man in the show he is prone to be subject of racism, which leaves him little choice but to carry a piece. Other than packing a .45 he is a peace-loving man who makes an honest living by selling ponies and standing up for his people. Despite this fact of life he has been falsely accused several times of slander, fraud, thefth, battery, carjacking, homejacking, illegal possession of firearms, pimping, assault, manslaughter, bribery, obstruction, perjury, burglary, provocation, arson and robbery.
Athene's Bitch - Girlfriend
Warlocks train demons. Hunters train pets. Pro gamers train bitches. This one is Athene's well-mannered, obedient and utterly gorgeous trophy. With a pricetag of a 2600 rating, "My Bitch" - as Athene dubbed her - is a rare reward that is only reserved for the pro's of the pro's. She comes equiped with custom clothing and make-up, and has a low maintenance cost. Her skills involve but aren't limited to daily necessities such as cooking and cleaning; and her only defects are a slight problem controlling a state of extreme arousal while there is in-game pwning, and the occasional unwanted forming of words. Usually she just shuts the fuck up.
Mother
If the saying is true, then behind the greatest man in the world there must logically be the greatest mother; and there is. Being completely imba in both raising her son and pwning in games like Pong and Asteroids, The Mommy is an old-skool hardcore gamer. Passing her skills onto her child she has done an excellent job in training the next-generation gaming king.
Brother
Athene's brother and the king of the pro's in real life. Originally owning more than anyone in games, The Brother eventually lost it completely and began perpetually playing all games in his head. Not needing a computer anymore to play, he officially retired from gaming and is now constantly reliving the games while simulating everything in real life. He is perhaps one of the greatest minds on this planet since Einstein and the guy who invented fire. Having a massive understanding of games, beyond anyone else's reach, The Brother remains a valuable source of advice for Athene. He may appear insane to the public eye, but inside he knows the 3D engines of the Quake games better than Carmack himself.
The Cameran-man - Ian
Living an ordinary life as a casual noob, The Cameraman formerly known as Ian was blessed with the opportunity to document the life of a pro gamer (Athene). Gratefully taking him up on his offer, The Cameraman committed to living with Athene and Furious. His days are now spent filming and editing footage of Athene's daily life, and while these activities leave little time for a social life, he never complains and does his job punctually. In this modern society he stands as a symbol of how noobs should behave in the company of pro's; inferior and obedient.
So there you have it, there is a few more cast members, one of them is Abraham, Furious's brother and then there is Athene's nephews, nieces and Sister. Whenever I am sad or down, i just go to youtube and search for Athene and in like maybe 10 minutes? I'm smiling already! haha
So, you see, i was once as dead as a beat up corpse, but now someone has shown me the light. The 1337 king has used Redemption on me..muahaha..heres a simple clip of the crazy and offensive duo!
All hail..the Merciless Gladiator ATHENE! and Furious too..haha
cyen/tristan
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