The Irony

Football

The following is taken from Xpert Eleven, enjoy :

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Manager of St. Lunatics called for a sudden press conference earlier today. He said that irony has struck after the Man Utd Spurs game last night, he stated,"Hours before the game I spoke about the comeback my team achieved when we played Flower Power but it wasn't the case the Spurs last night. We scored 2 early goals but still United came back strongly. I would fully blame myself that Spurs had lost because I did not watch the game that night. It was terrible. Had I watched it that night, I believe It would have been a different story."

"Roman(Pavlyuchenko) did not play again and we Spurs had to start with 10 men again as Darren Bent is a moron and is normally not recognized by any Spurs fans. Scoring twice with ten men was largely impressive but we could not hold on to it. Its a sad sad day for us Spurs fans, how I wish I could turn back time and watch the game I love when the team I love is playing." He added.

Cyen also said that the loss suffered by the Londoners would inspire his players and he looks to take it out on their next opponents, The Pinks, "Some of the players watched the game and as Spurs fans themselves, they were very angry. They wished that they could have helped. Today during our morning training I spoke to them and I had challenged them to crush the Pinks next Tuesday. The spirit is low but the will is high so I hope they will give the Siamese team a tough time 2 days from now."

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I did not watch the game last night because I was too tired and the game started at 12.3o. Apparently my alarm did not work so I slept tru the whole game, which totally sucks. Spurs always had a better chance of winning when I'm watching, for example, Spurs 2-1 Liverpool and Spurs 1-0 Chelsea, Spurs 0-0 Arsenal and the Carling Cup Final where we pushed a strong United side to penalties but eventually we lost it but it was a good game.

Call it some football mumbo-jumbo or whacky beliefs but I really do think the 12th man counts(the fans). Without the 12th man, a team is always weak. I am considered the only Spurs fan I know in existant so when I'm not watching, Spurs is obviously playing with one man short, well 2 man if you dont count Darren Bent.

So before stupid retards come posting lame posts on my blog about how strong their Manchester United are, read this first you moron. Just because you guys bought the referee dont make your team great. I'm not a sore loser either, I just don't like whiney fans who only support the best teams. LAME =P. Anyway, I will not let this setback change my mood. Woot!

Next against West Brom, Come On You Spurs!!!

Cyen/tristan